Write Your Own Punchline

We knew our shed here was on its last legs, but I noticed a split seam in the roof when I was putting away the outdoor furniture. Bummer. Tom suggested I duct tape it shut. (This is why you get to write your own punchline....) I thought it was crazy, but I managed to tape it inside and out and even stuffed a Wal-Mart bag in the crack. Just to make it an authentic duct-tape job. We'll see what happens. My bet is on snowdrift in shed.