I Want Partial Credit for That!

Tuesday evening, as I was walking through town, I got the idea that somebody from Egg Harbor was going to win the humungo Powerball jackpot. "Might as well be me," I mused as I stopped to buy a ticket. Turns out one of the winners is from Egg Harbor. Egg Harbor, NEW JERSEY, that is. Tom almost flipped this morning when he heard something about it on the news and then had to wait half an hour for the full story! So how do I fine tune this?...