Saturday, November 23, 2013
I Have my Limits...
No, I won't eat everything. I draw the line at tentacles, testicles, mystery parts, and anything still alive and prefer my protein sources "sanitized" (no skin, claws, bones...). I had a particularly squeamish experience at our last banquet. We were again sitting at a round table with a large lazy Susan in the middle. The man on my left was kindly serving those around him as the food rotated by. When a full fish on a platter came into range, the woman to my right declared that she wanted the eyeball. "Really?!" "Yes, just stand up and pry it out with your chopsticks," she directed. As he was reaching across me to deliver her "treat," the orb slipped from his grip and landed in my lap. I was thoroughly grossed out, but it didn't phase the woman at all. She scooped the eyeball off my leg and popped it in to her mouth before asking for the other one!
See the photos for other examples of where I won't go. One of my former students was serving as my interpreter, and she wanted to treat me to a local specialty. After telling me that her mother advised her not to give me diarrhea--"too late!"--she ordered soup with cuttlefish balls, meatballs made of ground whatever stuffed in sausage casings, and a big piece of snake skin. You can see how much she enjoyed it. Not. I stuck with the dumplings.


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Well, I now feel obligated to remind you about our somewhat recent conversation regarding flan... Gotta love it! LOL!
ReplyDeleteOh, you mean congealed snot. I had that conversation again in Taipei. My friend there was equally insulted by my assessment.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Gotta say I'm most certainly biased but I feel that this time the comparison was way more accurate...
ReplyDeleteI think I would have stalled at that soup as well, I must confess...
ReplyDeleteGood choice! When I came back and told my Thai student, she responded, "Oh, be careful. That give you diarrhea."
ReplyDeleteEric and family love the eyeballs!
ReplyDeleteIf any more fall in my lap, I'll save 'em for them!
DeleteI don't know but eyeballs... falling on laps... not a pretty picture either... Sounds like an episode of CSI... LOL!
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